So I figured we should go over the memories made for this semester.
- I am supposed to appreciate each mornings bowel movement. Georgia told me that I am not appreciating the joys in life if I don't enjoy a good bowel movement
- Bumble attending class and going to test with me. He's developing quite the following.
- Papa and Julia getting locked down in the psych center. Freaking hilarious!!!!
- Did you know that they serve so much alcohol in Nevada because their water is contaminated?
- There are evil chipmunks out there. Really. We were told so.
- If there's a hole they're going to stick something in it
- I think everyone learned if I say I don't want to talk about it that they shouldn't push the issue
- That it's really funny to fail a b.s. test by 0.21%... ok, it's really not funny, but when you officially lose your mind things like that are funny
- Did you know a whopping 4" of snow will get school canceled. Then you're stuck making up a psych test the day before the stupid HESI.
- Ohhhhh gestalt
- Frotteurism is yet another fun word to say, and it's even funnier to use it in conversation
- We figured out that Jared is in a class all his own... well... as long as we're not dating him. But ladies, no worries, he does pay for the cab fare home
- Stefanie will let you put your junk in her trunk
- The term BCG was born
- So... can you study for an IQ test?
- When you're standing downtown in a group of 10 all wearing your blue scrubs drunk people across the street sing the Smurfs song to you
- Hot rubbing with Cori (this is not what it sounds like)
- You know you're stressed when someone in your group is studying for the wrong test! And even worse doesn't realize it until 5 minutes prior to the test.
- Holding up signs that say "Shoot me" in front of Russ (the clinical instructor) and when he reads it and looks at me I say to him "I mean it!"
- Naps in the psych clinical site chart room
- We all learned that the languo with spina bifida ARE NOT nerves and it will not hurt the child to touch the hairs
- The way to tell if the spinal cord is in the bubble (meylomeningocele) that is outside the skin is by popping it
- I learned it is acceptable that my instructor asks us if we believe in ghosts
- If you have a family member with a mental disorder it will break you financially for life (this is still a load of crap!)
- I have an above average IQ, just ask Georgia, she'll tell you so
- It is not a good idea to argue with your instructor about who pays taxes and who doesn't
- That talking about coitus interruptus is STILL funny
- Messing with cute little Katie is fun
- That when teaching kids about hand-washing all they want to do is sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and talk about Hula-hoops
- Don't take Chantix while doing your psych clinicals... the two are totally not a good combination!
- It always makes you feel good when you finish your psych clinicals and they don't keep you as a patient
- Butt massages and pudies (pedis while studying= pudy)
- Jared's countdown is a godsend
- Cori figured out how to get me to actually show up for class, she buys me coffee and has it sitting there waiting for me for when I show up
- I figured out that the longer I'm in nursing school the less I feel like I know
- Psych makes you go psychotic because you are convinced that you know someone, or even worse... yourself, with each illness that you learn about
- Stefanie is possessive of Jared
- "Did you know that you don't need a man to have an orgasm?" HAHAHA, a classic!!!!!!
Well look what I found! See, told you my brain was fried at the end of that semester. All I wanted to do was go out and play! And play I did! So I am glad that I found this, even though it's about 2 months late... sorry guys. But at least I kept up with the tradition! Peace out.
